I Am Soldier
I Am Soldier follows Mickey Tomlinson (Tom Hughes), a military chef, who attempts the most dangerous military selection known to man: The Special Air Service (S.A.S.) selection. The S.A.S. Is the United Kingdom’s most renowned Special Forces Regiment, tasked with life threatening missions in some of the most dangerous places on the planet. Mickey has more military experience than simply being a chef, something he doesn’t let on to the other candidates… Mickey is smashed by this selection process – his mind, body and soul scream for mercy as he endures torturous speed-marches over the steepest mountains, running for his life during ‘Escape and Evasion’ and then facing the most evil interrogation possible, during the deadly phase known as: ‘Tactical Questioning.’ Even after everything, there is still only one way you can really prove yourself: in combat… Many try to get into the S.A.S. Only the elite make it.
Plot Keywords: soldier / male-pubic-hair / gun / pubic-hair / male-rear-nudity
Certificate: Australia:MA15+ | Germany:16 | South Korea:15 | United Kingdom:15 | United States:Not Rated
Cast: Tom Hughes , Noel Clarke , Alex Reid , George Russo , Miranda Raison , Josh Myers , David Goodman , Ian Pirie , Jordan Long , Philip Desmeules , Allistair McNab , Mike Fury , Lee Charles , Joe Egan , Jean-Paul Jesstiece , Duncan Casey , Marcus Byron Keating , Paul King , Damian Greig , Phillip Moir , Adam Harvey , Marcus Langford , Adam Bell , Richard Patrick Morris , David Simmonds , Jake Bowditch , Ryan Michael Fascione , Diarmuid Hughes , Jake Kirkbride , Michael Stephens , Linton Eprit , Michael Bilclough , Wiliam Cooper , Joutai Karrim , Mickey Curate , James Marriott , Joe Rowley , Rob Ainsworth , Louis Thomson , Martin Gray , Bobby Elliott , Paul Dixon , Robert Saunders , Mark Saunders , Joe Laming , Christopher Lynch , Pete Mason , Suzy Deakin , Leighton Taylor , Simon Templeman , Emma Beton
Company: Tea Shop & Film Company
Country: United Kingdom
Released Date: 17 Mar 2014 (UK)
Film Location: n/A
Runtime: 84 min
Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1
Mike Sounders » I didn't expect much but for some unknown reason wanted to give it a go after reading a handful of positive reviews.
The movie starts out OK, with a pretty decent depiction of the SAS selection, some even shot on location in Hereford but then "Mickey" receive his beret and its all downhill from there (about last 10 minutes of the movie). Skipping years of following jungle training, arctic training etc he is thrown straight into action when Carters team is ordered to take down a terrorist cell, complete with some hand-held nuke/dirty bomb gizmo…
The assault is so unprofessional and uninterestingly filmed that I first thought it must be some kind of training but no. I was left with a feeling of "What just happened?" It was like somebody had throw in some action shot by some high-school-YouTube-home-movie-makers at the end after the filming had ended and it made it through the distribution process without anyone noticing.
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